Sunday, October 11, 2026

‘Treasure Island’ Review: David Oyelowo and Hayley Atwell Can Only Breathe So Much Life Into MGM+’s Handsome but Undercooked Pirate Adventure

(by Angie Hann hollywoodreporter.com 10-10-26)

You cannot fault Treasure Island, MGM+’s new take on the Robert Louis Stevenson classic, for a lack of effort. Where some adaptations of beloved literary works might be content to recreate the source material beat for beat, creator Robert Murphy reimagines it wholesale.

Characters and plot elements are mixed and matched with abandon. Themes of subjugation and rebellion are brought to the forefront, while real historical events like the Haitian Revolution play out in the background.

The main cast is strong (David Oyelowo, playing the famed pirate Long John Silver, proves particularly adept at doing a lot with a little) and the detailed settings appealingly solid. In its intention to dazzle you with swashbuckling thrills in the moment, and leave you with deeper ideas to chew on in the aftermath, Treasure Island shows admirable ambition. It’s the execution, flat and repetitive and ultimately rather dreary, that lets it down.

It takes a while to reveal its shortcomings, however. Initially, there’s plenty to be intrigued by. Our hero to come of age is Jim Hawkins (Tom Sweet), a sweet-natured fellow with the height of a man, the acne-spotted cheeks of a teenager, the wide-eyed innocence of a boy and, most importantly to the plot, the eidetic memory of almost no one of any age. Jim and his widowed mother, Bess (Hayley Atwell), are barely scraping by running a bustling tavern, even with the occasional extra coin they pull in by having drunkards bet on Jim’s gift for perfect recall.

Then hopes of a better life suddenly wash up ashore in the form of Billy Bones (The Boys’ Tomer Capone), a shipwrecked pirate telling a wild tale of buried treasure and toting the cryptic map to prove it. Unfortunately for Billy but fortunately, in theory, for Treasure Island’s ability to craft a rip-roaring adventure, he’s not the only one after this legendary trove. As Jim and Bess race to the Caribbean on a ship chartered by a wealthy merchant, Graham (Jack Huston), they find themselves unwelcomely accompanied by Long John Silver, who was none too pleased when his former crewmate Billy absconded with that map.

The first few of Treasure Island‘s six hour-long chapters manage to stay afloat thanks to some helpful assets. One is that it is generally quite handsome, in a polished if not especially inventive way. From baroque European manors to endless blue seas to overgrown jungles, the world looks expansive and lived-in — no small thing at a time when big series like this so often look overrun with green screen. It’s easy to want to keep looking at this show.

More crucially, it benefits from a few performers capable of popping through the screen on sheer power of their charisma. The most compelling figure is Long John Silver, whose every glare or sneer or smirk Oyelowo imbues with a whole spectrum of feeling — the fury of a formerly enslaved man who’s had to fight tooth and nail for every scrap he’s ever gotten, the icy calculation of one clever and tough enough to have won all those battles, the flashes of decency still buried somewhere deep within.

The most fun is Bess, a scheming single mom whose ability to manipulate lovelorn men is akin to a superpower. Atwell makes her slyly funny and unapologetically mercenary — I laughed at how little she bothers to hide her delight when Huston’s Graham speaks of being lonely after his wife’s passing — and she’s never more appealing than when she’s paired with Capone, who gives off his own louche pan-Continental sex appeal. When they’re talking low and close, Treasure Island flirts with transitioning, incongruously but amusingly, into an overheated bodice-ripper.

Atwell and Oyelowo are working so hard, in fact, that it’s initially easy to overlook how thin the writing really is. The dynamics between the characters are complicated in the sense that they’re nearly all informed by ulterior motives and mutable loyalties. Everyone’s forever making false promises, or planning mutinies, or framing one another for murder, such that keeping up with their crisscrossing alliances becomes a head-spinning challenge. Emotionally, however, the experience feels empty, not least because most of these characters are defined and driven only by their desire for gold. You might as well be watching computers outwit each other at chess.

Once again, the flatness does not entirely seem to be for lack of trying. Treasure Island likes and understands Bess well enough to give her a chance to explain that, as a woman in a man’s world, “I am all I have to trade” — can you blame her for deploying her feminine wiles to get ahead? It’s curious enough about Silver to grant Oyelowo a brief but bitter monologue recounting his youth spent in bondage, and all the horrors he endured therein — the pirate-infested seas may be “no place for an honest man,” but doesn’t it contain a few antiheroes worth rooting for anyway?

But then, having raised these ideas, Treasure Island simply leaves them hanging in the air, unconnected to much of anything else. They’re serious but simplistic motivations, and ones all the harder to trust because when everyone is so duplicitous it’s nearly impossible to tell if anyone means anything they’re saying.

Even the one clearly earnest bond in the ensemble, between Bess and Jim, lacks a meaningful sense of history or nuance — I couldn’t begin to guess how such a cunning woman raised such a naïve kid, or what lessons he’s learned or rejected under her guidance. While it doesn’t help that young Sweet is outmatched by his more experienced costars, it’s hard to place the blame on him when there’s such scant evidence of depth anywhere else either. When the parent-child bond is fractured, the show barely bothers to give Jim a moment of reflection or regret before it simply barrels ahead to the next plot point.

In the series’ defense, those plot points involve objectively exciting things like an armed revolution, an aristocratic dinner party, a trek through the jungle, an active volcano and more guns held to temples and knives held to throats than any human could reasonably be expected to keep track of. (Not much graphic violence, though, give or take an upsetting shot of a murdered cat.) You can see why Jim and his companions would want to rush headlong toward them.

It’s just that in the absence of any reason to care all that much about the fates of these characters, even a raucous bar fight or a daring escape turns out to be a slog. If it’s a cliché that the real treasure is the friends we made along the way, it’s one Treasure Island proves true via the negative: Without anyone to feel for, even the most glittering cache of ill-gotten jewels might be rendered dull and mundane.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/treasure-island-review-david-oyelowo-hayley-atwell-mgm-plus-1236726456/

Sunday, October 4, 2026

The Box Office Juggernaut That Almost Made Zoe Saldana Quit Acting


(by Devin Meenan slashfilm.com 12-28-24)

Zoe Saldaña is one of our best blockbuster actresses — and she's got the receipts to prove it. In the last decade plus, she's played Uhura in the rebooted "Star Trek" films, Neytiri in James Cameron's "Avatar," and Gamora in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No matter how natural or made-up her character appears, she brings her A-game. (No wonder she was disappointed that her "Avatar" part felt overlooked.)

Her first blockbuster was "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," which unexpectedly turned one of Disney's most famous theme park rides into a successful movie. Saldaña plays Anamaria, a supporting character and a member of the pirate crew recruited by Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) and Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) on Tortuga. Anamaria introduces herself by slapping Captain Sparrow and yelling that he previously stole her ship, which he amends to "borrowed without permission." (For all we know, Anamaria's boat could be the sinking one we first saw Jack ride into Port Royal on.) 

Despite that, Anamaria is the one who pronounces Jack as captain of the Black Pearl in the film's final scene — and that's the last we saw of her. Sequel "Dead Man's Chest" got most of the original cast back (Geoffrey Rush's Captain Barbossa even returned from the dead), but not Saldaña. Why?

Saldaña has said several times that she did not enjoy making "Pirates of the Caribbean" and so she was uninterested in going through that experience again. Speaking to the Hollywood Reporter in 2014, she explained: 

"Those weren't the right people for me [on the 'Pirates' set]. I'm not talking about the cast. The cast was great. I'm talking about the political stuff that went on behind closed doors. It was a lot of above-the-line versus below-the-line, extras versus actors, producers versus PAs. It was very elitist. I almost quit the business. I was 23 years old, and I was like, "F— this!" I am never putting myself in this situation again. People disrespecting me because they look at my number on a call sheet and they think I'm not important.

She recently credited her next movie, Steven Spielberg's 2004 comedy "The Terminal," as the experience that convinced her not to quit Hollywood. "If the studio and the producers and the director, they're not leading with kindness and awareness and consideration, then that big of a production can become a really bad experience and you may tip overboard. And I kind of did," Saldaña explained to Variety. "I worked with Steven Spielberg eight months later, and he restored my faith that big can also be great."

Saldaña hasn't changed her opinion in the 10 years since that Hollywood Reporter interview, but in more recent ones, she seems a little more measured talking about "Pirates." In a 2022 interview with Entertainment Weekly, she put less emphasis on the "elitist" atmosphere and more on it being a set with lots of moving pieces, where an inexperienced actor like her struggled to keep up.

"It was my first exposure to a major Hollywood mega movie, where there were just so many actors and so many producers and so many crew members. We were shooting in different locations, and the environments were not that agreeable, sometimes, to our shoot days. I was very young, and it was just a little too big for me, and the pace of it was a little too fast."

One reason for Saldaña's anger cooling might be because "Pirates" producer Jerry Bruckheimer reached out to her and apologized for her negative experience. Saldaña said (in a BBC interview) that Bruckheimer's apology "felt really quite honorable" to her. In a Buzzfeed UK interview, she spoke even more fondly about "Curse of the Black Pearl" — "What a great movie. It was all around such a diverse cast as well, all ages, all walks of life, but a hard production. It was just so big! It was too big of a machine for me, and it was too out of control."

Saldaña was, again, the only "Pirates" star so put off by the shoot that she didn't return. That said, other accounts support her claims that it was a chaotic set. The film was shot over five months (October 2002 to March 2003) between sets in Los Angeles and on location in the Caribbean island country Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. Michael Eisner, the then CEO of Disney, did not have faith in the project either, so that meant inconsistent support from up top.

Speaking to Collider in 2021, "Pirates" director Gore Verbinski indicated that the chaos only increased during the simultaneous shoots of "Dead Man's Chest" and "At World's End."

"After ['Curse of the Black Pearl'] was successful, 'Pirates 2' and '3 start' to fall into the 'release date-driven experience'. There's a calendar and dates and "we need two more of these babies. How soon can you do it?" So you don't have scripts and you're making a movie to a release date."

If Saldaña couldn't stand how "big" the first "Pirates" shoot was, I can't imagine she would've been happy shooting the second and third. I am happy, though, that she stuck around in Hollywood despite the bad first impression.

https://www.slashfilm.com/1744909/zoe-saldana-almost-quit-acting-box-office-hit-pirates-of-the-caribbean/

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Flying Colors


When you ace a difficult exam, your teacher says you passed with "flying colors." This phrase comes from the ultimate display of naval victory! In naval combat, the universal sign of surrender was physically lowering your ship's flag (striking your colors). If a ship survived a brutal battle and returned to its home port with its flags still raised and fluttering in the wind, it was a massive statement of victory. Despite having a shredded hull and broken masts, returning with "flying colors" meant they had faced the ultimate test of survival and won!

Saturday, September 26, 2026

The Mainstay


When a person is the absolute most reliable, supportive member of a team or a family, they are called the "mainstay." This is a purely architectural naval term! On a massive sailing galleon, the tallest and heaviest wooden pole was the mainmast. To keep this massive mast from snapping and falling backward during a violent hurricane, it was supported by a single, incredibly thick diagonal hemp rope known as the "main-stay." If the mainstay snapped, the entire ship would physically collapse. Because it was the ultimate source of support, the word evolved to describe highly dependable humans!